I started this blog as the grounds to my critique on movies because I recently came to the revelation that I watch a lot of movies. A LOT OF MOVIES. Some shitty, some aiight, some respectable movies that run the gamut from comedy to quirky shit I wish I hadn't watched. Due to my sense of humor I can watch a shitty movie that is highly disappointing and laugh at its wackness. Somewhat of a defense mechanism to salvage time that had the potential of being wasted. But do not think I do that with all movies I find wack. I will hit that eject button on some bullshit before the plot even finishes developing if the movie is going to that brown brick road to Shitville. To help you from avoiding some movies I find shitty, typical, predictable, non-genuine, too gay, just gay period, and any other attributes that are counterproductive to movie enjoyment I am starting my critique blog.
I don't give to much a damn about the time frame these movies came out in if its good it will get credit and I will write on it. I been f*cking with Netflix for years now and I get suggestions for random shit and I flood my queue with stuff I wouldn't mind watching so I feel like I'm pretty diverse eclectic in my favorite movies.
I came to the conclusion as a youth watching movies that EVERY FILM has one memorable scene or line in it. Even the weakest films. You will remember one line or scene in it. And if you can't get a laugh, chuckle, cringe, DAMN!, OOH SHIT, or just plain enjoyment out of one scene in a movie then you should have HIT THE EJECT BUTTON on your dvd player, or close button on your web browser like you some pop up window. And if you got an old movie that hasn't made it to dvd break your VCR and then slap yourself for not stepping up technology (joking! I got some old ass karate movies that are the shit and hard to find. Just hit the eject button and keep it pushing).
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