Saturday, January 1, 2011
The Last House on the Left
"I cant move"
"Your paralyzed from the neck down. I didn't have any rope or duct tape"
DAMN!!!
This is a revenge movie that I heard of from another revenge movie The Horseman (okay movie gave it 3 stars). This is a movie where the revenge had to be delivered and exacted.
Well a family goes on a fam vacation in the woods. The teenage daughter, a nice wholesome white girl who is a good swimmer, leaves the family vacation house in the woods to visit a friend. The friend works at a local thrift type store who is a less wholesome white girl, but wholesome nonetheless. Well a younger man comes in the store and wants a pack of cigarettes. The friend who works at the store asks him for ID. That leads to a "you do for me I do for you" situation and the young man offers some grade A marijuana back at his hotel.
They go.
Im gonna go back for second now. This movie began with a jail/custody break in the beginning. 2 hillbillies ambushed a cop car and rammed the fuck outta it with their truck. The cops were fucked up bad, but not dead, well these hillbillies fixed that. And the man who was in the back of the patrol car on his way to prison- now free was happy to help out in offing those dirty cops.
Now back to the motel. The not so wholesome white girl who worked in the store went in the room with the young man tryna get those cigs and left the wholesome swimmer in the car she borrowed from her parents back at the vacation house. The swimmer gets impatient and as it is taking her friend longer than expected to bring out the weed the friend was craving.
She goes in the room and they start fucking around, partying and bullshitting. Well the young man is in that room with his family who weren't there and then they come. And I'll be damned if the young man family isn't them damn hillbillies who performed the jail/custody break and killed those cops. Well they are wanted and not chancing letting the girls go now.
Fast forward to some car jacking, kid-napping, choking, rough housing, stabbing, raping, and shooting and you have yourself a new found hatred for those hillbillies and you want to see them get theirs. And they do.
The swimmer girl caused a crash near the vacation home that her parent were still at. Her friend ends up getting killed and she got raped and then shot in the back after trying to flee by swimming.
Well a storm was brewing and those hillbillies got to see what nice wholesome parents that little wholesome whitegirl had. The same one they shot and raped. Unbeknownst to the parent they treat these dirty mouthafuckas like old friends and let them stay in the guest house. The wholesome whitegirl who was in shape and knew where she was made it back to the house. Those wholesome parent then find out who and what happened to their wholesome daughter. Well the guests weren't getting any good sleep for the rest of that night.
Didn't see the original but this is a good remake.
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