CENTURION

A bloody tale of Rome in it's heyday of conquering.

This one is about a set of crips and bloods who are beefing about how far their hood will stretch.  The Ancient Crips want a lucrative spot the is inhabited by the Ancient Bloods that is in or around modern day England but around the medieval times.  Well the bloods don't want to leave seeing how the crips have been trying to get the spot because of the dope game profits and bitches.  The main crip named Titus is a real OG and aint about taking no shit at all and he is fully wit the bizness.  He tries to lean on these bloods and is forced by his OG to bring in a bitch who used to be down with the bloods but claims not to fuck with them anymore.

Okay it not about bloods and crips but it damn near on the same shit.  Take out of the bloods and crips mentioned above a put the Romans in the spot of crips and the Picts in the spot of the bloods.  The Romans were being dicks and kept trying to move in on the Picts land.  The Picts weren't no bitches though.  They fought the Romans to a stalemate that lasted for years with no end in sight.

How might this situation being rectified?  A perfectly planted sour bitch amongst the Romans.  Some mute chick with a cut out tongue is taken under the wing of a Roman boss and placed on the team of his most highly decorated General as a scout for finding out where the Picts are in their land, as this bitch "used to be" down with em'.  Well, needless to say the bitch set the army up and the majority of the Romans got merked.  That happens among the crips and bloods.  But the serving that took place was hella bloody and cold.  Fireballs, swords, and just old fashioned ass whooping took place.  It was a perfectly executed set up and the Pict bitch Etain was completely responsible.

In the end there was a pile of carcasses but not everyone in that pile was dead.  One of the dudes in there luckily just got a quick fuck up and was forgot about in the all the commotion.  He later emerged from the death pile after the massacre took place.  He was met by about 3-4 of his comrades and they were looking for their General.  The Picts took his ass with them and this is where the movie gets on some cat and mouse shit as the remaining survivors courageously follow the Picts to get their General from under the Picts captivity.

My Rating:

3.25/ 5  

Decent bloody movie with a few good underlying morals to the story.  One being don't let random bitches whom you know nothing about lead you into uncharted land.  She could be setting your ass up!