I know what your thinking "That's some bullshit!". Now with the other Big Momma movies you might have been right. Well, third times a charm. The Martin we all came to love has been resurrected to his true form as a comedic genius.
He developed a new Big Momma character that was 5 times as good as the other Big Mommas. Thats right nigga! 5 times better! 5! Times better! This nigga can now fly around in the Big Momma suit.
The story goes like this Big Momma particularly likes to circle over movie theaters and shit on anybody in line. I mean this was hilarious! For an hour and half, random unsuspecting people willing to spend their hard earned money on something they expected to entertain them during their leisure time.
One of the funniest parts was when the soon-to-be viewers of a Big Momma movie purchased the tickets and made there way towards the door hoping they made the right selection on their friday night and a big piece of shit splattered on their heads with Big Momma laughing her fat ass and flying off to the bank.
Another part was when Big Momma was acually inside ot the theater where her movie was scheduled to play. She got there before showtime and waited for the people to come into the theater and once they came in the door she threw shit on the incoming people. Could you imagine going to the theaters and getting shitted on.
Then Big Momma had her son, in drag as well, filming the hitting people on the head and loading the videos up on WorldStarHipHop for niggas across America to get their laugh on for hours. Man, I tell you I couldn't grasp how funny this was until I actually seen it with my own eyes.
Well needless to say, after a few unlucky folks got shitted on the scattered crowds going to see this movie slimed down and Big Momma died of a stroke. RIP Big Momma.
Pure Comedic Brilliance.
Okay okay....I didn't watch this shit. But just look at the poster? Does this look like some shit niggas will spend their money to see? The bootleg man might have to throw this in for free with another movie to get rid of his stock!
NIGGAS IN DRESSES ARE PLAYED THE FUCK OUT!!!
But congratulations to Brandon T Jackson for passing his initiation and now on to the next few roles.
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