Saturday, February 5, 2011

BLACK SWAN





I know. That poster ain't something you would rush to see


White folks have been raving about this movie.  The quality is all there, directing, acting, character development,script, etc..


It stars Natalie Portman(the chick who pussy whipped Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars and served as the catalyst for one of the bitchiest assed moves in motion picture history).  Thieving ass Winona ryder is in it, Mila Kunis (That 70's show, Forgetting Sarah Marshall) along with some new faces to me.


Okay so Natalie plays Nina Sayers, a ballet dancer at a school headed by Thomas Leroy(Vincent Cassel), a frenchman.who plays with Nina's head to pull something out hidden deep inside her psyche. She is selected to the lead role in "Swan Lake"(a ballet play).  She has to play the white swan, which she is perfect for with her wholesome white girl self, and the black swan which is what she has to develop. The black swan is everything but wholesome, of course.



So in the midst of her ongoings in this exclusive school, dealing with her peers who went up for the same role(hating ass bitches), this somewhat intriguingly assholish frenchman seemingly making plays for that pussy and telling her she needs to loosen up to fulfill her role as the black swan, and gaining a new "friend" Lily (Mila Kunis) who is her avenue into the hidden "dark" side- this wholesome white girl goes through a psychological transformation and can now fulfill this black swan role.


Uh oh, lesbian scene between Nina and Lily after a extasy laden drink at a club and this cute wholesome little protected white girl is now turned the fuck out.  Wait it happened but now it wasn't a lesbian lesbian scene, she was actually getting it on with a dude and replaced him in her fantasizing about the girl on girl action whilst getting a D-down.  (In robot/computer voice) Bad bitch developmental process 60% complete.


She is kinda crazy and has psychological trips throughout the movie. Visions of self mutilation, murder/suicide, I think this bitch is bulimic, too.  Just all around fucked up in the head as this movie progresses. This bitch Nina is crazy. To the point where you cannot tell where the movie is exaggerating her visions of events or telling the actual story.  A revolution must take place and she has to kill her old self to grow. All this and then some in her transformation into "the Black Swan".


Not necessarily a ''chick flick" but I think females will feel this more than guys. But its a good, well written movie.

My Rating:
4.5/5

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