STR8 BULLSHIT!
Again, I must warn you, I may be bias to the Super White Girl genre movie that this movie fits in but this is wack. I didn't really like the other ones but they were decent. This one seemed to be half assed to me. Like this shit coulda went straight to Syfy channel special movie of the week or something similar.
They are taking this 3D shit to far like that famous played out Matrix camera trick. Okay, I admit its dope to see but don't have a week ass verse and end it with a dope punchline and expect me to be like "that's tight".
The story is regular as fuck. Zombies are taking over. Okay. We gotta save these folks over here. Okay okay I get it shits fucked up and the day needs to be saved. What fucks this up for me is the same thing that fucks up all Super White Girl movies for me. THE BULLSHIT! I don't know the exact weight on the lead but she isn't more than 115 pounds after eating a #1 from McDonald's and just coming out of a pool with clothes on. I don't care what special serum this bitch was given I'm not buying this little white girl beating up a 10 foot tall 450 lb beast wielding a hammer that belong on cables on a demolition site.
And then there's this nigga
He can dodge bullets but not the infamous white boy rush. Really? You can see 9mm bullets coming but not the angry white boy charging you from 15 feet away.
Disclaimer: I may be underestimating the white boy rush.
All in all this is the worst of the Resident Evil franchise in my book. They don't look like they plan on stopping either.
My Rating
1/5
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