SALT

BULLSHIT!


I didn't have shit to do when I watched this. I didn't  look forward to this and I didn't really want to see it.  I got to watching it and it was exactly what I though it would be.  A SUPER WHITE GIRL MOVIE.  The action was pretty good though I will say that.

Suspension of disbelief is not one of my best abilities.  I didn't do too good watching stupid ass cartoon where there is a one character chasing another and shit just never goes its way(i.e. roadrunner and coyote).  And I don't do well with Super white girl movies.  Something about a 100lb white girl whipping ass, doing spiderman stunts, and being indestructible is something that I right off as bullshit.  The upside is if it has an excellent script with dope dialogue or some other X factor I will allow it to win me over.  It didn't happen here.


Little frail looking African baby taking Angelina Jolie beating up grown ass highly trained and lethal men is not something Im accepting. I dont give a shit what you say.


This is something like that Resident Evil chick but just a regular old non genetically altered girl.  She is spy in this one, or a double agent or even a double double agent.  She manages to get away from the police and top trained CIA soldiers too many times in this movie.  She gets shot, jumps blindly on to moving trucks trailers on the freeway,  when she get tired of one trailer she leaps onto an adjacent trailer all while moving, this bitch can climb buildings, the bitch can leap from pillar to post in an elevator shaft all while without getting injured in the slightest.  Fuck that


My rating
3/5  - because it is decent but I ain't buying the super white girl bullshit.