This is an okay movie to me. Shit was aiight. Not dope, just aiight. The movie will give you the history of the making facebook. Mark Zuckerberg is being put on blast in this movie. The difference between him and any other CEO is________?. I would say the difference is that those other CEO's don't have a movie about them exposing their fucked up ways.
Dude was/is super smart. Unfortunately alot of super smart guys generally come off as assholes and the movie casted the right actor for that role. Jesse Eisenberg (Adventureland, Zombieland) did a good job being a dick in this movie. Fast talking, sarcastic, and a dick.
I was really feeling this movie but its seems to give a good idea about how facebook came about and blew up to the multi-billion dollar social powerhouse it is today. Zuckerberg stole the idea from someone else and made it better. Its like say if the rapper Camron went to jail back in the day and met a fag who said they were going to influence all the other fags in his city to start wearing pink by wearing pink at a gay club. Next thing you know Camron is rocking pink all the time, everywhere, an influences fags across the country to rocking pink like its cool. Well the original fag got upset. In the case of the movie its 2 fags ("fags" used just for your reference), really its 2 twins who wanted facebook solely on the campus of harvard, an elite club if you will. They put someone up on what they were doing, Zuckerberg, and he took that bitch worldwide. See the twins seemed comfortable with her being a 2-3 hundred dollar a night bitch. Zuckerberg seen facebook as $5000 a date international hoe that was going to be his meal ticket.
He did some real shady dishonorable shit and those done wrong sued him for that. But facebook kept on pushing, so all is well.
Cool for information. Looking back, I would rather have waited for the dvd release then going to see it in theaters personally but its too late for that now.
Starring Bruce Willis this movie is something like iRobot but its good enough to stand on its on. Not a long movie either about 1hr and a half long which is decent. Does what it came for and boom you can handle some other shit and not feel like you just got got for an hour and half of your time.
Imagine having a remote/mind controlled robot of you (a la avatar), or what you would like to look like (better looking hair, skin or whatever and no gut), and you could see and hear everything the robot witnessed. But the robot should be able to die without affecting you at all in your control station. You wouldn't have to worry about getting shot picking up that fine ass chick who stays in the wrong hood because your robot will take that bullet in the ass for you without any pain on your end. The military would be able to kick ass minus the casualties of war (our team of video gamers will kick anyone's ass with unlimited Surrogates at their disposal).You could do all kinds of shit your lazy ass wanted to but were scared of getting an injury.
Well of course the perfect conflict would be somebody threatening the luxury of not dieing when your Surrogate dies. And somebody just so happens to have a device that pushes the checkers off the board when things don't go there way. Its like a video game cheat that kills off the bad guys when you press the X button. A human amongst robots who should be able to do what the hell they want because they have the magic code(device in this case).
Well what would a movie with a guy who does what he wants without a hater or haters be. Boring! Well you have Bruce Willis filling in the hater seat here. He dislikes how artificial the world has become with all the Surrogates. It makes sense to a degree as his wife wouldn't let him see her physically, let alone get anymore c**chie. The world is like a planet filled with fat outta shape, ugly stinky muthafuckas who bought an avatar or 2 to go around and conduct their business while they are lazy as shit laying around the house just funking eating chips occasionally playing the new most popular video game called Life.
All in all it was a decent movie I enjoyed.
This is a movie I took a liking to. A shock because it has 2 actors I generally am not rushing to go see in the theaters. Forest Whitaker and Judd Law. Weird combination but don't let that deter you this is a decent movie. This movie is like a prediction on what repo men will be repossessing in the future, your liver. Did you fall behind on your payments? Oh thats too bad. Kick in the door, taze ya and ya fall to the floor. "I got your money. I got your money. Matter of fact I just sent my payment in".
This movie is gangsta without trying to be. These 2 dudes work for a company that sell artificial body parts to ppl who don't take care of theirs. Too much drinking the can sell you a kidney, aint eating right they can hook you up with a liver, heart whatever you need. Dont worry about it...unless you fall behind on your payments. Which is inevitable for some of course. They sell the organs at high ass prices and of course some folks can't pay. Well you shouldnt have signed the contract because now they sending they boys to come get they shit back.
Your basically left ass'd out wherever they find you because they aint taking you to a hospital. Nah nah f*ck that, they want their shit on the spot and will cut it outta your ass to get it back (scalpel's in the briefcase homie).
I could go on about it but I aint gonna spoil it.
Decent movie I enjoyed, check it
I gotta give credit where credit is due
BLACK DYNAMITE!
This is a throwback movie that is hilarious. Low budget done well is so satisfying to me. I love to see a movie done on the low low have to rely on its script and not focus on an unnecessary explosions, weak ass manufactured action n shit. One good ass comedy you will laugh at and if you cant find it funny something is wrong with you. I seen a video on youtube with a white girl eating chili and donuts behind this flick. This is done as a "Blaxploitation" flick from the 70's with at least 5 n*ggas in it you know from somewhere. The cast is filled with familiar faces of actors and actresses and comedians etc.. The acting isn't corny unless its on purpose and has its place. Michael Jai White did a good job portraying every cool leading black male from black independent 70's films. Great spoof comedy and my favorite movie of the year so. Bottom line check this one out. Its fucking HILARIOUS.
I started this blog as the grounds to my critique on movies because I recently came to the revelation that I watch a lot of movies. A LOT OF MOVIES. Some shitty, some aiight, some respectable movies that run the gamut from comedy to quirky shit I wish I hadn't watched. Due to my sense of humor I can watch a shitty movie that is highly disappointing and laugh at its wackness. Somewhat of a defense mechanism to salvage time that had the potential of being wasted. But do not think I do that with all movies I find wack. I will hit that eject button on some bullshit before the plot even finishes developing if the movie is going to that brown brick road to Shitville. To help you from avoiding some movies I find shitty, typical, predictable, non-genuine, too gay, just gay period, and any other attributes that are counterproductive to movie enjoyment I am starting my critique blog.
I don't give to much a damn about the time frame these movies came out in if its good it will get credit and I will write on it. I been f*cking with Netflix for years now and I get suggestions for random shit and I flood my queue with stuff I wouldn't mind watching so I feel like I'm pretty diverse eclectic in my favorite movies.
I came to the conclusion as a youth watching movies that EVERY FILM has one memorable scene or line in it. Even the weakest films. You will remember one line or scene in it. And if you can't get a laugh, chuckle, cringe, DAMN!, OOH SHIT, or just plain enjoyment out of one scene in a movie then you should have HIT THE EJECT BUTTON on your dvd player, or close button on your web browser like you some pop up window. And if you got an old movie that hasn't made it to dvd break your VCR and then slap yourself for not stepping up technology (joking! I got some old ass karate movies that are the shit and hard to find. Just hit the eject button and keep it pushing).
