Saturday, January 29, 2011

THE CLIENT LIST

Hoe Up or Blow Up.  Bar-B-Q or Mildew







I LIKED THIS MOVIE. 

Little old wholesome Jennifer Love Hewitt took off the low heels and put on her hoe heels LOL.


Well the story goes as this the recession hit a small Texas town.  Little old Jennifer's character, Samantha Horton, an unemployed ex-beauty queen, is a mother of 3 and wife of a man/injured/unemployed whatever the fuck.  Well the family aint doing so well.  They got a situation of foreclosure on the horizon as the took one of those adjustable rate mortgages.  They can't pay the bills, for the kids extracurricular activities, or the mortgage.  What is they gon do?

Oh would you look at that?  An ad for an opening at a massage parlor.  

Samantha can do that.


Samantha did that.

Initially she was down to work at the parlor.  Once she found out that they specialized in happy endings she changed her mind and bounced.  Now its back to life, back to reality.  Well them bills are still there.  Those hungry kids are still there.  All the problem are still there and she come around to it and starts hoing, and takes to it like a fish to water.  She is fine and a seemingly genuine person to her clients who come from far and near to get at her.


The life takes over her and she picks up a habit introduced to her by one of her clients after she damn near died falling asleep on the road.  It became hard for her to play momma and hoe without something giving, you know.  She had to bake cookies for a fund raising drive and just didn't have the energy, snort snort snort.  


Well the operation gets busted.  All good things must come to an end.  Samantha is caught up and they found nothing but hoes and johns in the parlor.  Oh and a bag of coke belonging to Samantha.  Well this little white girl went from fucking to snorting to exposed to ______.  She GOT EXPOSED and what happens when people who aren't true to it get put out there.  I don't want to give away the movie but its str8 and look at the title to get an idea of what she went to.


This is a bit over sensationalized in the ending, but its a cool flick.   Lifetime flick, but not your typical my husband beats me lifetime type movie.

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